A Nightmare Before Coffee T-Shirt

$29.99 USD

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Color: Black

Size

Size Chart — T-Shirt (Gildan 64000)

Size	Width (in)	Chest (in)	Length (in)
XS	16	32	26.5
S	18	36	28
M	20	40	29.25
L	22	44	30.25
XL	24	48	31.25
2XL	26	52	32.5
3XL	28	56	33.5
4XL	30	60	34.5
5XL	32	64	35.5

How to Measure

Width: Measure across the fullest part of the garment, laid flat, from underarm to underarm.

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.

Measurements are for the garment laid flat, in inches.

S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Description

Made for women who prefer their style a little darker and their comfort easy. Soft, breathable, and printed to order for a tee that feels good from the first wear.

• Gildan Softstyle® 64000
• Unisex fit
• 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Light fabric
• Runs true to size
• Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA

🜃 Shipping & Returns

Magic Takes Time (But Not Forever)

Each piece is made to order, conjured just for you. That means we don’t rush the ritual — but we do keep it moving.

Orders typically ship within 5–7 business days. Once your order leaves our hands, USPS carries it the rest of the way, usually arriving in 2–5 business days.

Track it obsessively, check once a day, or let fate handle it — all approaches are valid.

✨ Free shipping on orders over $75 (because devotion deserves rewards).

Returns

The “Something Went Sideways” Spell

Look — we want you to love what you wear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just not right, we’ll fix it. No curses. No drama.

Here’s the deal:

Something damaged or defective? Full refund or replacement — no interrogation required
You have 30 days from delivery to reach out
Item must be unworn and in the condition it arrived
Email us at support@mysticalallure.co — real humans, real replies

We’re not a faceless corporation hiding behind smoke and mirrors. If something’s off, just reach out. We’ll make it right.

Policies may evolve, but fairness is always part of the spell.

Care Instructions

Keeping your tee in top form doesn’t require a coven — just a little shadowy wisdom:

🕸 Turn it inside out before washing — not because it’s fragile, but because protection magic is a thing.

🖤 Cold water + mild detergent. No harsh chemicals, no drama. Keep it clean, keep it dark.

🌬 Air dry for eternal vibes, or toss it in the dryer on low heat if you’re in a mortal rush.

🔥 Iron inside out on low, if absolutely necessary. Designs and direct heat don’t mix well — like oil and holy water.

✨ Durable. Bold. Designed to last longer than your ex’s promises.

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Boldly Made. Crafted with Intention. Worn with Power.

We don’t chase trends — we conjure statements.

Every piece is designed in-house and printed on demand, keeping things intentional, not excessive.

We make clothing for women who know their worth, wear their stories, and move through the world like they own it.

Built for chaos queens and quiet rebels alike. Not made to blend in — made to burn brighter.

🖤 Got Q’s? We’ve Got Answers

📏 What’s the fit?

Fit varies a little by style, but we aim for a comfortable, easy-to-wear fit across the shop.

Some tees are unisex, while others are women’s fit, tanks, v-necks, sweatshirts, or hoodies — so always check the size chart on the product page before ordering.

Prefer a little more room? Size up when in doubt.

Always check the size chart before you cast that checkout spell. ✨

🔮 How long does shipping take?

Each design is conjured just for you — most orders are printed within 2–4 business days before heading out with the carrier.

U.S. orders: Most arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.

Canada & Australia: We currently ship T-shirts and hoodies only to these locations. Delivery times can vary depending on location and fulfillment availability, so please allow a little extra time.

You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order ships. ✨

🦴 Is the print long-lasting?

Yes! Our designs are professionally printed using high-quality garment inks designed to hold up beautifully with proper care.

For the longest life, wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low or hang dry.

Treat your magical threads kindly, and they’ll return the favor. ✨

🧼 Care & Feeding of Your Magical Threads

To keep your threads spellbound and vibrant:

1. Turn your garment inside out before washing.

2. Wash cold with a gentle detergent.

3. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible.

4. Avoid ironing directly over the design.

A little care goes a long way toward keeping the magic intact. ✨

↩️ Returns & Exchanges

Damaged or misprinted?

We’ve got you. Send a photo and your order number to support@mysticalallure.co within 30 days and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund. No curses required.

Need a different size?

No drama. Email us at support@mysticalallure.co within 30 days of delivery with your order number and the size you need, and we’ll help you with an exchange.

Fit can vary by style, so be sure to check the size chart on each product page before ordering. Still unsure? Email us — we’re happy to help.

Changed your mind?

Because every piece is made to order just for you, we’re unable to accept returns for buyer’s remorse or change-of-mind purchases.

Questions? Reach out. We’d much rather help before you order than have you end up with something that isn’t quite right. ✨